UKFortress

If TFC was a text adventure

You are in a small room. There is a door to the north.
>n
You are in another room. There is a sentry gun in the celing and bags around the walls. exits: west and east
>pick up bags
You take the bags.
>e
You are on a balcony. In the distance you can see another building. There is a cap point here. Exits: south, east, west.
>pick up cap point
It's stuck to the floor!
>examine cap point
Get the enemy flag and return it to this raised cap point. Notes: dropped flags return after 60 seconds.
>s
You are outside your base. There is a bridge to your north. to the west and east there is a deep pool of water. behind you are the doors to your base. Exits: north, south, east, west.
>n
You are on the bridge. Coming towards you is a big fat man with a huge gun. He appears confused and is looking at the floor. Exits: north, east, west.
>examine fat man
He is carrying a fearsome looking gun. As you get closer to him, he notices you and you hear a whirring noise. He seems to be trying to shoot you.
>inv
you are carrying:
- shotgun
- nailgun
- 4 grenades
- 3 concussion grenades
>use concussion grenade with fat man
You throw a concussion grenade at the fat man and he flies off the bridge into the water! You can still hear him. He is still shooting.
>look
You are on the bridge. Exits: north, east, west.
>n
You are outside the enemy base. There are two doors in front of you and a balcony high up. On the balcony is a sniper! a Red dot sweeps past your eyes! exits: east, west.
>use grenade with sniper
You prime the grenade. The red dot is over your head!
>help
list of commands:
inv
look
examine
use
pick up
strafe
help
throw
spam
jump
>strafe
You strafe to the side as the snipers bullet zips past your head! The grenade you threw hits the sniper right in the face and he dies!
>look
You are outside the enemy base. There are two doors in front of you and a balcony high up. There are some gibs near your feet. Exits: east, west.
>look
An small fast enemy jumps off the balcony above your head. As you look at him a name appears in the center of your screen: [DA]Gokou. Somebody types 'FU GOKS!!!1'
>backtrack [DA]Gokou
I don't know how to 'backtrack'
>just shoot the fucker!
I don't understand 'fucker!'
>e
You go through the right hand door and into the enemy base! there is a hole in the celing above your head and three exits: north, east, west.
>look
The hole in the celing looks just big enough for you to fit through. If only you could jump that high.
>inv
you are carrying:
- shotgun
- nailgun
- 4 grenades
- 2 concussion grenades
>throw concussion grenad
You dont have any grenad!
>throw consussin grenade
You dont have any consussin!
>throw concussion grenadee
You dont have any grenadee!
>ffs
I dont understand 'ffs'
>e
You take the right hand exit and you come to a room with some ramps along the walls. Exits: north, east, west.
>e
You are outside the enemy resupply room. right ahead of you is the door to the enemy balcony. To your right are two doors and a Soldier! Exits: north, east.
>look
the soldier has seen you and is firing a rocket at you!
>strafe
You dodge to the side and the rocket misses you!
>use shotgun with soldier
You shoot the soldier and he bleeds. Perhaps you need to hit him with something tougher to kill him?
>inv
you are carrying:
- shotgun
- nailgun
- 4 grenades
- 2 concussion grenades
The soldier shoots another rocket at you!
>strafe
Not fast enough! You take a hit. One more like that and you will be dead for sure!
>use grenade on soldier
You throw the grenade at the soldier. The soldier blows up!
>e
You go east and you find yourself in a tunnel which goes downhill and round to the left. Exits: north, south.
>n
You are in some kind of basement. There is a strange sound to your left. Exits: west, south.
>look
You look carefully around you and see a sentry gun to the west. It hasn't seen you yet.
>use nailgun with sentry gun
You carefully shoot the portion of the sentry gun you can see and it blows up!
>w
You come to a junction. There are two corridors to the west and north and a wider room to the east.
>w
You have found the enemy flag! it is in the far corner of the room. Exits: east, west.
>pick up flag
You take the flag!
>w
>You are back in the basement. Exits: north, south, east, west.
>e
You are back in sloping tunnel. Exits: north, south.
>n
As you come round the corner you see a soldier coming towards you! At the same time you have a lag spike. You are unable to move.
>spam
You frantically stab at the keyboard and accidentally press the windows key! Your computer tries to change resolution and drop back to the desktop but crashes.
>fucking typical
I don't understand 'fucking'
>o shut the fuck up
I dont under

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